Valve Refunds Bioshocked Christian

Why do I think Spong would have a slightly less...condescending take should this episode involve, I dunno, some part of the socialist holy trinity?

Like, I dunno, you want an abortion but are, gasp!, prevented from obtaining one!

(Don't worry, tho: the game biz is so hopelessly lost in a haze of leftover 60s bong smoke and self-righteousness you'll never have to contemplate such utter horror in electronic form.)